Humanoid robots could upend life as we know it — if only they had better brains
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The bottleneck for humanoids is shifting from mechanics to memory and learning — ‘better brains’ means on-board architectures that retain and generalize across tasks. If you’re in this stack, invest in long-horizon memory and self-improvement loops, not just prettier demos.
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