Jersey Mike’s IPO illustrates how bad the AI hype has become
THE SO WHAT
When a sandwich chain has to sprinkle AI into its S-1, you know the narrative premium is distorting signal. Operators should assume investor decks and vendor pitches are over-rotated to “AI” language—underwrite on unit economics and workflow change, not buzzword density.
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