Lots of PE 'Zombie' Investments: Jeffries' Greenberg
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PE sitting on zombie software and AI bets with no clear exit means secondary deals and roll-ups will accelerate, often at compressed valuations. If you’re a founder or operator in these portfolios, expect more pressure to show AI leverage quickly—or to become acquisition currency for platforms that can.
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