Sweaty, insane, cracked: Decoding the language of founder praise
THE SO WHAT
The meme-ification of founder praise is a reminder that narrative is a capital instrument—how investors talk about you shapes hiring, pricing power, and follow-on interest. Treat this language as a market signal, not validation, and keep your own internal bar tied to unit economics and adoption, not adjectives.
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