These ‘Masturbation Consultants’ Were Hired to Pleasure Themselves With AI
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AI companions are moving from novelty to funded “wellness” experiments aimed at solving loneliness, which means regulators and payment platforms will eventually have to decide where they draw lines. If you operate in mental health, dating, or adult content, treat this as early pressure toward clearer policy on parasocial AI relationships.
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