Tim Apple Is Dead. Long Live Jensen Twaaahng
THE SO WHAT
A presidential stumble over tech leaders’ names is trivial on its face, but it reflects how central chip and platform CEOs have become to political theater. Don’t over-index on the meme — the real work is tracking how often your sector shows up in speeches, bills, and enforcement actions.
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